Terms of Service - Lib Slayer Shop Rules the Patriot Way

Welcome to Lib Slayer Shop, where patriots rule and liberals drool. I’m Mark, the lone wolf behind this operation, and these are the terms for shopping our conservative gear. Read up—this is the law of the land.

Orders

• All sales are final unless your gear’s busted (see Returns). Place an order, and you’re locked in—cash supports the fight.
• Prices in USD—check your cart for shipping costs.

Use of Site

• Shop, browse, enjoy—no hacking, scraping, or woke nonsense. Violate this, and you’re out faster than a lib at a Trump rally.

Products

• T-shirts, sweatshirts, hats—unique as hell, made just for you. Colors might vary slightly—deal with it, patriot.

Liability

• We’re not liable for delays, lost mail, or your cousin wearing your shirt ironically. Shit happens—email mark@libslayershop.com if it’s our fault.

Changes

• These terms can shift like the border wall plans—check back or roll with it.

By shopping here, you’re in the Lib Slayer army. Let’s keep America great—one badass design at a time!"